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爐主：Giancarlo Fisichella



得獎原因：再被腦殘的 FIA 看上。

Fisichella punished by stewards

Renault's Giancarlo Fisichella has had his three fastest times from Monaco qualifying deleted after stewards decided he had impeded Red Bull driver David Coulthard during a flying lap.

Fisichella had qualified in fifth place, with Coulthard four places behind in ninth. The Italian's penalty is likely to drop him to tenth on the grid, which will be published by the FIA on Sunday morning, with Coulthard, Juan Pablo Montoya, Rubens Barrichello and Jarno Trulli all set to gain a place.

The stewards accepted that Fisichella's actions may not have been deliberate, but wth overtaking so difficult in Monaco, the penalty nevertheless deals a severe blow to his hopes of victory in Sunday's race.

我可憐的FISICO啊....T_______________________________T

上次歐洲站 JV 大叔擋你，他只是被罰退後一位，



這次你擋數位相機大叔就被罰退後到第十位，

而且還是不容易超車的摩納哥啊......（死）



FIA，你腦殘也要有點限度吧！┴┴ ︵╰(‵□′)╯︵ ┴┴ 



你們是抽籤決定要處罰車手退幾位的嗎？

還有別忘了，去年那該死的中國站.....

在 pit 疑似擋君君的下場就是買麥當勞得來速....= ="

而且還是在比賽快到終點前進去外帶的啊...Orz

看完排位賽重播後心情已經有點悶了，

再看到這篇消息簡直就只能用「怒火中燒」這四個字形容了╰(‵□′)╯

扛爐：Michael Schumacher 

得獎原因：煮熟的桿位飛了。

Schumacher is stripped of pole

Michael Schumacher has been moved to the back of the grid for the Monaco Grand Prix after stewards concluded that he deliberately blocked the track in the closing stages of qualifying, preventing rivals from beating his time. 

 

The decision - which came eight hours later - means Renault's Fernando Alonso will now start from pole position with the Williams of Mark Webber alongside him. Schumacher is demoted to the back row, where he will join Ferrari team mate Felipe Massa, who crashed out of qualifying without setting a time.

Schumacher appeared to lock his brakes and then run wide as he entered the final Rascasse corner in the dying moments of the session. The former champion regained control without hitting the barriers, but came to a halt with his stalled car partially blocking the circuit, forcing other drivers to slow down.

Following the session, the stewards heard evidence concerning the incident from Schumacher - who claimed it was a genuine error - as well as Ferrari personnel. They also reviewed video footage and data evidence supplied by the team and the FIA.

Their finding was that Schumacher had no justifiable reason for braking so hard, as he had been traveling little or no quicker than at the same point on previous laps. They therefore concluded that he deliberately stopped his car on the circuit, an infringement of the sporting regulations.

As punishment the stewards deleted all of Schumacher's qualifying times, hence his move to the back of the grid, from where he has little or no chance of taking a record-equaling sixth Monaco Grand Prix win.

Ferrari's Jean Todt expressed the team's displeasure at the stewards' findings, saying: “We totally disagree with it. Such a decision creates a very serious precedent, ruling out the possibility of driver error. Michael was on his final timed lap and he was trying to put his first place beyond doubt, as could be seen from the fact that his first split time was the best and could have seen him do another very good lap. With no real evidence, the stewards have assumed he is guilty."

The FIA will publish the grid in full as usual on Sunday morning.

無言......真的非常非常非常的無言.........

不只是因為這次的主角是大舒，還因為苦主是大頭新同學.....T__________T

情何以堪啊 ＞＂＜

害我高興也不是難過也不是，簡直是悶到了極點啊！

大舒哥哥的狠勁以前就聽說過，例如殺到 Pit 裡去找 DC大叔算帳，



或是直接把對手撞出場外，世界冠軍都可以被取消了，



盟主應該已經到了「遇神殺神，遇佛除佛」的境界了吧？XD

可是今天親眼看到了還真的不想相信......

我不想評論大舒哥哥是不是故意阻擋還是真的出現故障，



我真的只能說，薑果然是老的辣啊！









我看排位賽後記者會的時候，一直覺得大舒哥哥的背後有狐狸的毛尾巴在搖來搖去XDDDD

大舒：阿新小弟弟啊，這招以後要記得學起來喔！聽到沒，這就是Ｆ１啊.....







p.s 這真的非常像 Doulble One 裡面阿修會幹的事情，

然後苦主一定就是風見大魔王........



偉哉，CF。XDDDDD

顧爐：Fernando Alonso

 得獎原因：明明就是我的桿位被搶了，大家都愛酸我...(┬＿┬)

Q: Talk us through your emotions; you don't seem too happy about it. Do you think things could have been handled any differently?

FA: Well, I don't know. I do my maximum in the car, today it was OK, the car was performing really well. I think I had a good strategy and fantastic tyres for the race, so we have to wait and see tomorrow, but after dominating all weekend, to lose the lap because of an accident is not really a good moment.

果然大舒哥哥那個老狐狸的招數出現之後，板上就瀰漫著一片你酸過來我酸過去的味道，

可憐的大頭新同學，明明就是桿位被搶走，無緣無故被酸的亂七八糟.....= =+

還好因為時差的關係，我沒有躬逢其盛，不然我應該會吐血死在電腦前吧.....Orz

本來這一站歡樂的氣氛，全部被顧爐三兄弟給搞悶了....= =+

害我本來昨天要玩燒鳥達人的現在也沒心情玩下去了....╮(﹀_﹀")╭

而且 SPEED TV 又「照例」延了一個禮拜才播 Monaco GP，

害我不僅要早起看重播，還要忍受 CBS 那個討人厭的主播的噪音攻擊....Orz

嗚～T_________________T